I have decided I don't need sleep. Or at least I have learned that I can function with a significantly reduced amount of it. Every time I try and convince myself that "I'll go to bed early" the universe laughs loudly and something explodes around me.
Oh...you know that the cat is going to start drinking out of the toilet at 2am now, right?
The dog has taken to eating tissues so she can vomit them next to your bed just to keep things interesting.
Your hubby will now break four toes at one in the morning so that you now have to take him to get x-rays. (this happened a couple nights ago. Men should be locked out of the garage after midnight. I'm installing a new key system as soon as I'm awake enough to use a power drill.)
I told myself that today would be the day I would take a NAP. Oh that glorious, glorious nap. That thing that allows me to catch up on sleep, and possibly not be a hazard when I have to run errands later.
So I packed myself up with a blanket, cuddled on the couch....
And stared at the walls for 2 hours. Because even my body will rebel against me this week.
Then I hopped on my computer, because that's what one does when one can't sleep. I proceeded to watch a couple of youtube videos.
EXHIBIT A
Oh...you know that the cat is going to start drinking out of the toilet at 2am now, right?
The dog has taken to eating tissues so she can vomit them next to your bed just to keep things interesting.
Your hubby will now break four toes at one in the morning so that you now have to take him to get x-rays. (this happened a couple nights ago. Men should be locked out of the garage after midnight. I'm installing a new key system as soon as I'm awake enough to use a power drill.)
I told myself that today would be the day I would take a NAP. Oh that glorious, glorious nap. That thing that allows me to catch up on sleep, and possibly not be a hazard when I have to run errands later.
So I packed myself up with a blanket, cuddled on the couch....
And stared at the walls for 2 hours. Because even my body will rebel against me this week.
Then I hopped on my computer, because that's what one does when one can't sleep. I proceeded to watch a couple of youtube videos.
EXHIBIT A
EXHIBIT B
And by the time I thought I might be able to fall asleep, it was time to take the dog out so she doesn't poop on the carpet. Then it was almost lunch time, and by that point, social media's siren call had begun.
So I'm going to try and work through the fog. Because I'm republishing my books!!
If you look in the sidebar, two of them are now live once again. (PSSST! They are only 99cents and perfect for those days when you're avoiding sleep like me.)
And what the hell...I think it's time to get some love back in the air too. Keep your eyes peeled for the re-release of Love Shack. Ebook form for my Tiny House romance will be available again soon.
Hope y'all get some sleep. If not...I'll see you at the coffee shop. I'll be the one with yesterday's makeup on.
~Roxy
So I'm going to try and work through the fog. Because I'm republishing my books!!
If you look in the sidebar, two of them are now live once again. (PSSST! They are only 99cents and perfect for those days when you're avoiding sleep like me.)
And what the hell...I think it's time to get some love back in the air too. Keep your eyes peeled for the re-release of Love Shack. Ebook form for my Tiny House romance will be available again soon.
Hope y'all get some sleep. If not...I'll see you at the coffee shop. I'll be the one with yesterday's makeup on.
~Roxy
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